nocturnal....

part2 sng bloopers

2009-02-01T15:19:00.000-08:00

agen another hilarious act of Glenn Aricaya...

What's in a name??

1. I dont have a car yet..so i walk to work every morning.,dats around 10 mins..just enough to burn some fats in my calves..haahah..I always bring my lunch to save for a 3 dolars lunch in my facility..I was so excited that morning kay nag luto ko MOROSKITA..ano spelling ya man???hehe..I placed in a paper bag..my facility is afetr the 336th stop light.I pushed the button for a pedestrian signal to go..nag lakat na ko..wala pa ko sa tunga2 na BUSLOT ang paper bag ko and nag WARASAAG ang kalo2 ko sa dalan..hahahah...nkita ko gid kung panu mag tumbling nag carrots and nag roll an green peace sa tunga dalan..PLUS...damo pa sa itlog na gin chop,,,nagtumpok gid sa dalan..te ma green na ang isa ka stop light..i need to go and look for my tupperware..kahuluya gid ya and i just run and pa as if...ga PANIHOL PA NA...hahahah..

2.WE have buses na ga libot within the city..dats the mode of trasnpo diri sa federal way..I bought a ticket stab..like 5 dollors for like a 10 ride na sa..I wanted to try how to use the ticketing stuff and all those..so nag labay na ang bus..nag ride na ko...now the problem is I dont know what to say kung manaog ka na..haahaha..KUNG SA JARO LIKO OR CPU..ayos lang..LUGAR LANG!!!hhahah..po alangan ko man hamabalon IN PLACE!!diba???so wala gid ko idea..i pick a coin in my purse and gin toktok ko ang pole sa tunga and and (nag pout ka bala sang lips mo kung manaog ka jsut like to signal na mabatian ka..)haha wala ya ang driver kabati sa akon...nag tindog nalang ko and said "PLEASE STOP THE BUS!!!)...SILING SANG DRIVER PULL THE STRING IF U WANT TO MAHN.....!!!HAHAHHA wheeww,,,MAlay ko man ya na butongon mo ya ang string ya....wala na ya sa ILOILO!!!

3. I am ordering a breakfast in a DINER place//i had my menu book..i dont know exactly wat fuud am i gonna order ky in d first place nd ko kakilala sang fud..so ang gin order ko ang may egg lang para safe..so nag order na ko...i said...can i have this #8 please...so nag ask na ang waitress ok..so u ordered a sausage,pancake and potato and egg..and how u like ur egg done??I said I WANT MY EGGGS SCRUMBBLED!!!

4.we are looking for an ATM machine to get a cash..i spotted an ATM "thing" or box..or something...and thought pwede na da guro ka widraw..so nag kanto na kami..nag start na sa pindot2,,only to find out na drive thru sa gali..so tingala kami na may ga pila na mag auto sa likod namon..and daw nubo ya na ATM..paseimple lang kami e...dala pamulsa and lakat hinay2...hahahah..

I cannot fit in my story here kay ubos na ang characters remaining...dason naman a..daw boring naman ni...AYOS MAN??kahuluya no????YIKESSSSS....

KADLAW LANG!!

bloopers ni glenn aricaya

2009-01-29T19:56:00.001-08:00

ei just wanna post dis..from Glenn aricaya.. grbe super tawa gd..ahaha

PT BLOOOOPERS.....
Hey Pips..check this out.the typical "ME"!!hahahah..just wanna share my collection of bloopers...BLOOPERS MADE IN USA!!! 1. Ga prepare ko sang patient for a scheduled treatmnet..I was in a hurry...of course you need to catch other in-line clients..i said" Ok mam..roll to your side and im gonna get this syit;..hhaha..kibot ang pasyente coz wala sa kabati and what she heard is ;Syit;..siling ya SyiT??hambal ko ahh..no mam..im gonna get this SHEEEEET....hahahha.. 2. October..AAROM ko sang knee sang pt..daw ka garbe gid mag motivate sa pt to do the exercise..i said ok mam...kick this leg up..common...kick it..kick it up.higher..higher..ok.1..2..3..ISA PA!!!!HAHHhha..I forgot I am talking to a white client!!WHEEH.. 3. I go for an evaluation with a licensed PT..sang wla pa ko license..we are about to evaluate a pt with wound on the left leg..and wala ko nakita sang PT ang wound vac..so nag start na kami eval..the PT asked me..Glenn..I cant find the wound which side is it??..I said with confidence. sa PIHAK!!hahahah...aw a..bawi dayon..I think its on the right!! 4.Famous lines"Im not good in bed!!!..HAHAH..(what i mean..nd ko kabalo mag plastar sang beddings sa bed!!))yikess.. 5. fAMOUS LINES: "MAKE YOUR LEG HIGHER!!!((haha..na mean ko alsahon ang leg para nd mag drag sa floor))mango gid ah!!! 6.famous lines: HI mam..Im glenn your PT..can i ask you something??what day is today??pt replied..GET A CALENDAR..and tell me wat day is today!!!HAHHA,.ARAGUY..sakit ba.. 7.exercise session: ok mam step up this leg and place on this THING!!!siling sang pasyente whats dat thing!!ling ko its a plastic that makes ur leg shrink wen u step!!!!!ay dipuga mango2 gid ya hahaha..nd ko balo sang wedge board..ling ko its a FOAM!!hahahaah.. 8. during strenght training: OK lary..do ur exercise be sure ur NOT breathing!!!!HAHAHAHAAH...na mean ko ya be sure not to hold your breath!!!ay dipuga gid ya!!! 9. sala set english: OK mam..breath in to ur nose and breath out to ur nose!!!hahha....PUSNGA!!?????HAHAHA 10. famous lines: Where is MRS lam located???HAHAHHAH...daw lamesa na located sa dining room!!!HAHAHHA... 11. nakita ko na laba na ang KUKU SANG pasyente...baw di si piyu ko mag hambal na..OH..u need to cut ur TOES!!!hahahahahaha..AMPUTATE???daw ma stroke pasyente ba!!!HAHAHA.. 12.jOKER NA pt: Adductor isometrics kami ;;ling ko ok sir...il place MY ball in between ur thigh SQUEEZE AND HOLD IT OKEY??pt replied I DONT THINK I CAN SQUEEZE UR BALL!!!!hahahhahahaha...TONTO pasyente ay.. 13.Standing balance tolerance sa parallel bars::ok mam...stand up straight...nice and tall...straighten up ur trunk...ok..common...look straight forward...look at me!!!...in an instant ling sang pt: I feel dizzy if I LOOK AT YOU!!!hahahahha..namean ya na kung mag look straight forward sa ga lingin ulo ya...ND YA SA ITSURA KO AH!!!hmmp.. 14.Hey Marge when did you cut your hair???daw excited pa ko mag hambal...ling sang pt..i never cut my hair..susie did(the beuatician)!!!!TOINK..ga pangabo!!! 15.last nalng:GINA lang gid ni natabo...hehehe..Mam..can u PEEL THE FAIN???hahahha...natabo na ni sa PORI..the REPEAT!!! OHH WELL..may ara gid ya bloopers in any setting...po wala na ko da ya ma himo...daw ara na guro ya sa genes ko na mag bloopers....hayy..just smile and grin...may part 2 ni ..kay sa gwa naman ya sang facility...damo2 pa gid!!!HAHAAHA...Catch this next time!!!YAHHOOO...

ahaha..mismo ako can't wait sa part two..na bugtwan gd ko sa blog nga ni....

2009

2009-01-20T09:57:00.001-08:00

i was trying to understand on what im reading right now...in my mind " focus..focus..focus.." everytime i was out of focus i'm thinking what will happen if i pass my exam and working as a PT?? hmmmm...earning a lot, shop till u drop, travelling around the world, dreaming on the luxury cruise ship, scuba diving at the carribean, watching FIFA world cup at Africa, spending my vacation at Santorini, Greece..and suddenly woke up end up doing nothing... haiii...
as of now im looking backward on my past life..oh my its 2009 already it means 4 years to go ill be turning 30 yay.. and until now my life is still boring, same routine and did nothing..what did i accomplished??i dunno... so maybe passing this exam will be a start of doing something new.. and this will be the another journey...

addicted...

2008-12-05T13:26:00.000-08:00

i tot im going to sign off til christmas but i can't get over with..everytime i saw a computer and something may pop up on my frontal lobe then thats the time ill start putting some senseless stuff in her..yeah emz its addicted...

there's a person here at the rehab and i told him that i love doing blog and stuff related to this.. then he told me its not productive??CRAP!!! the hell he is...mind your own bussiness mehn...

to zao and i guess to emz,nice and benj to.., so what can we say to ourselves..."the cullen freakasoid"..ahahaha... and what's this "MARCUS" the vampire??does he really exsist? i mean from the interview with vampire or i may say anne rice novel to twighlight saga (remember the volturi?) til the underworld movie...Marcus always present.. so what is it?im just curious..

sign off

2008-12-04T19:17:00.000-08:00

i'll be signing off for the meantime..got a lot of stuff to do..ill be back after christmas...
Here's one poem i wanna share with you.. by AJ Cronin

"life is no straight and easy corridor along

which we travel free and unhampered,

but a maze of passages,

through which we must seek our way,

lost and confused, now and again

checked in a blind alley.

But always, if we have faith,

a door will open for us,

not perhaps one that we ourselves

would ever have thought of,

but one that will ultimately

prove good for us"

so what can u say??? from the book "who move my cheese??" superb!!!

haayyyy

2008-11-28T14:31:00.001-08:00

the rain, newly brewed cappucino, trees with colored leaves, fire place..its just soooo perfect..but alone??? :-(

4.42 am

2008-11-27T01:30:00.000-08:00

ALERT ALERT ALERT!!! to be exact its around 4.42 and 20 secs am..HAPPY THANKS GIVING!!
i'm cooking, baking and roasting the traditional food of the land of freedom..TURKEY!! wohhoooo.. cleaning, chatting at the YM, and washing the dishes while listening to Selina's hit music (dreaming of you)..well as they say american life it is..walang maid.... atleast i found my way to kill boredom.. too bad my upper trapz is suffering badly becoz of MPS..i need a back massage..i miss spa riviera.. i wanna go home..;-(
before i'll go to sleep, i have to finish this movie nights at rodanthe... Gud Morning!!! :-)

wohoooo

2008-11-25T15:55:00.000-08:00

after the thunder, hurricane, sand storm and bagyo frank the sun shine again and the flower blooms..ahahaha..

i got my new buk, NEW MOON and its a sale..i bought it at the wallmart which is $3 off..yeehey... i have to finish this first before ill return to my not-so-nerdy-life...relaxation is a must!!!
we had a buffet at the Indian resto which they serve yummy curry and nan....not so gud view, hmmm indian people...hehehe
having may peppermint mocha twist wid a sunny weather...its just so purrrffecttt
staying at dallas for almost 5 days..awsome... tyler what a boring place for me..ahaha
last but not the least, watching barney while chatting with a friend of mine who had just past the NPTE, i envy you Leo..ahaha...and thinking what else should i write on this blog...

Great Day for me..Hopefully till tomorrow and the nxt day and the nxt month and the nxt year...

tnx elnz

2008-11-23T21:49:00.000-08:00

twilight.....the best!!!! thanks elnz for the treat and thank you also to your cuzin for the drive... we watched it at the AMC...

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2008-11-22T09:38:00.000-08:00

whapak, swoosh..grrrr..aghhhh..waaaahhh...errrk.. what else? shitty morning for me...grrrrr....waaaaaahhhhh..blah blah blah....

not so ordinary day....

2008-11-20T22:19:00.000-08:00

now where do i start...hmmmm... A big day for me!!!

PRESCON DAY!!!! - wuld u believe that i'm allowed to drive here with my passport and Philippines driver's license only?? i did it!! i drove myself to the prometric site gud thing nothing bad happen.. big big tnx to the GPRS.. for now i don't wanna talk about my EXAM!!!!
UNEXPECTED AFTERNOON - after the exam i went home immediately and planning to go to church, when my aunt's friend which is also a PT want me to meet him up...He went to the house and invited me to his itinerary for the whole day til night.. so we went to church and pray, then we proceed to his working area which is a nursing home facility, and guess what??i volunteered..ahaha(by the way im wearing scrub suits coz jeans are not alowed inside the rehab) there i go assist and observe..quite interesting, there is one PT, one PT Assistant, one Speechpatho, one PTaid and one OT with more than 10 patiens a day...whew...and i strongly agree that we filipino's are way to better than those whites..we are caring and affectionate towards our patients....
5:30 pm - 8 pm - well the long tiring day was done..we drove again and went to this meeting which is in another town, he told me its about the Physical Therapy meeting of whole east Texas... as i go inside this school which is the school for Physical therapy Aide, i never thought that their classrum is better than ours, and to think they can get there degree for only 2 years..anyways, im surprised that the meeting i was attending is the meeting of the American Physical Therapy Association(APTA). don't you think im lucky enough to attend this meeting without paying a membership fee which is $500 and still waiting for the result of my exam?..the coolest part: free food plus free seminar..ahaha..
WII-HAB =the seminar took only 1 to 1/2 hrs.. they found a new study that WII nintendo games could be our new modality to use for treatment...like, ROM, PRE'S, balance and all those PT stuffs....i wanna lil bout this stuff coz its very interesting..i mean patient won't get bored or won't hessitate in therepay when they knew that there management is only to play WII especially in pediatrics pt...you just have to incorporate it...

Oh well...a very tiring day it is and lastly, i end my night washing dishes and cleaning the kitchen..which i dont do it back home..ahahaha.

pahabol.....

2008-11-19T10:22:00.000-08:00

i was wondering since i got here at texas everybody's ordering water with lemon..i tot it was just an added flavoring but then my aunt told me that lemon neutralizes the chlorine in the water...amazing ryt? don't you think we have to do it at the phil, i dunno if we can substitute lemon to calamansi..ahaha

conference call

2008-11-19T09:35:00.000-08:00

last nyt wen i was talking to my friend on the phone she invited me to a conference call to someone i hated most way back on college..guess who? i was really surprised and burst into laughter...yeah why not give it a try, past past ryt? so while she's was dialling the number i'm so curious what would be my reaction when i hear his voice....then conversation started, and honestly it was fun and spontaneous..i didn't even feel slight hatred or anger to that person.im not even pretending...ahahahah... after the talked, i PM my guy friend and told him that i just talked to "my-most-hated-person" on the phone.. and all he says that " carmz maybe its tym to heal that wound and the more u forgive the more grace you will receive from God" now that eligthened me? what you think???

lake house

2008-11-15T19:27:00.000-08:00

just this afternoon, after lunch my aunt gave me a trip around Tyler (to0 bad i didnt even get 1 pix..ill try it again next tyM ) anyways..just then i realize the town was really awsome,though pips here are kinnda borring...there's a one street here that still made of red brick since 1880's.. i guess, newey, my aunt show me there another house which they're planning to sell it..geeeezz, wen i saw it (drop jaw..) thats when i knew that it will be mine someday..bwhahaha...my dream house..its near the lake, it has a indoor pool with a 5 bedroom,3 bathroom with bathtub..the coolest part: the wall on the indoor pool are made of glass...anyone interested?hahaha...the lake, its beautiful. a perfect place for vacation...just need to get 1 pix on that house to show it you guys...if only i got money.....

i need sleeping pills

2008-11-14T04:01:00.000-08:00

ayayay...its been ages since i tap this keyboards for blogging... how are u guys doin? help me out improve my boring page..emz (the photoshop adik); zao (jersey girl); jini (what can i say masteral on computer)...i miss u guys.. newey, im back again..i have nothing to do this boring place.. guimaras version with a temp of 61 degrees F. gud thing i just met elna, strabux in a texan way....weeee..upgraded na!
Oh well its been three days since im here, and the hell i havent slept that gud..im almost awake til 5am...and sleep til 12 noon...head ache is what im feeling ryt now..so zaw, better adjust ur tym there..hehehe...
right now been trying to read peat but im feeling dizzy again..so i decided to start blogging.. hopefully i can do this everyday..
ciao

the gossip gurlz..

2008-06-14T21:28:00.000-07:00

with E, J, J with soon to be RN and K... 2 hrs butt aching travel from roxas to Iloilo ( calling out the government of passi city, what's wrong with the road?)just to meet the original queen.."Queen Janyn"

the queen - "hulata nyu lng ang red na expedition"
'E' - "huuwwaaat??pwerte ang ma sugat sa aton ba"
c'est moi -"te emz si jaja gd ya ang original queen.."

the princess life in action..

the queen - gutom na kmu?
'J' - ehem.. *tulok kay emz*
c'est moi - medyu ja..*grin*

déjeuner au RESTAURANT ROUGE du SOLEIL (Red Sun Restaurant)....

'K' - "inyu na d ja?"
the Queen - "Huo"
c'est moi - "big tym na gd ba.."
'J' - ma'am jaja ka na gd ya..

after lunch...

the queen - "kanta ka emz?"
'E' - "sure..ako pa ya.."
'J' - "flat screen gd ya dapat ang tv"..
guy on the mic - lalalal lalalala... "ay kay sin-o ni?"
'E' - blah blah blah.... AY AKON NANA SONG
*kibot ang tanan nga nag tindog si emz kag nag kanta*
'E' - picture anay..para i post ko sa blog ko
'J' - hisa naman ni si zao, eka kag ilna..si eunica pa gli, friendship na cla ni letlet..
the queen - "gusto nyu mag rest?
c'est moi - "pwde man ja"
the queen - "emz i model ka nmun a facial"

à la STATION THERMALE (SPA)...

'E' and 'J 'with soon to be rn - first nmun na..
'E' - masakit?
'J' - mas maskit and dysme eh...
'K' and 'J' - mapa foot spa lng kmi ya...
(after 1 hr)
c'est moi - "wow emz daw si jennifer aniston kna?"
'E' - *pa cute* really? uh huh huh
the queen - "gusto nyu mag coffe?"

à CEBREW

'K'- "garbe ka na gd ya ja..inyu pa gd ni?"
'J' - "ka hipos cmu jaz aw?"
'E' - "na amuna kay na nursing ka b mo..kundi ndi kna ka relate sa amun...hehehe"

8 pm na.... the arrival of the watermelon,tic doloroux guy accdg to jirste and jini...

Sand Bar Moment together with strawberry and pinapple margarita..the greatest performance of 'E' - Phoebe's dance moves combine with chandlers plus the ultimate Dirk's wrist hands dance moves....
'J','K',queen janyn,'the guy','J' with soon to be rn, and c'est moi - applause applause applause..BRAVO EMZ...

'E' - carmz, anu ang gina ubra sng alcohol sa brain nga man ga lingin ulo ta aw?
c'est moi - *blank stare*

now you know the answer guys... *wink*

whole day was a blast..and take note all expenses are for FREE...
the gossip for that moment are all confidential..We might end dead, we did not know that someone has already stab our back until the blood is flooding on the floor…sorry guys…*grin*

next day..hmm around 3 pm after our lunch at WEST...

the queen - dali lng i butang ko lng ang alimango nyu sa box...
c'est moi - grabe may take home pata ba..

too bad jirste went home at 6 am...wala xa alimango...hehehe

the 240 fare from iloilo to roxas, the butt aching travel especially at passi was all paid off...

the establishment mention above was owned by Queen Janyn..
Thanks ja for treating as like a princess.. *grin*

raket ko....

2008-06-04T09:37:00.000-07:00

i luv to work *grin* with ube and ninoy at my side, why not? been trying to be a "supergirl" for a month... i wanna be "in" so i joined the nocturnal people who keeps on talking and talking and trying to held your pee and you didnt even realize that you are diagnosed to have UTI..in short "the call center"..yeah thats right... 1st two weeks kindda fun, nxt two weeks...B-O-R-I-N-G!! to have a lil spice on it, i tried something that i dont know if im good at it and something i dont see myself doing it..TEACHING... its quite intresting and i find it fun.. call girl night, teacher at day! not bad! but now, good bye call girl, hello to the other side of the world....

rEliEved

2008-03-26T08:23:00.000-07:00

its been weeks since i blog.. i've been trying to think whats my user name and password.. (tnx to hail queen emery) its the email add... i even forgot whats the right password...been trying and trying... at the end..SuCcESS!! I'm back again.... abangan

couch potato

2008-03-16T06:04:00.000-07:00

been busy for whole day... watchin tv, eating every minute..every commercials in the tv and even during chitchattin, bettcha i gained almost a pound!anyways, i was trying to eradicate boredom by browsing some good stuff in the net...eventually i failed, but then i ended up watchin meteor garden 2 season finale (tnx to you tube--as always)...damn a good time killer...ei, i missed watchin san chai (did i spell it ryt??) shouting ASi's name, Lei so martyr and acting like he-knows-how-to-play violin and the two not so talented pretty boyz...i didn't noticed that i was lying on my bed for almost 5 hrs...as i change my position, whew i felt i li'l bit of wooziness..hmmm maybe i just experienced the so called "postural hyoptension"...you wont like it!! enough of this coach potato thing, i need to increase my endorphin level tomorrow and burn those calories i just induced... :-D