Thursday, January 29, 2009

bloopers ni glenn aricaya

ei just wanna post dis..from Glenn aricaya.. grbe super tawa gd..ahaha

PT BLOOOOPERS.....
Hey Pips..check this out.the typical "ME"!!hahahah..just wanna share my collection of bloopers...BLOOPERS MADE IN USA!!! 1. Ga prepare ko sang patient for a scheduled treatmnet..I was in a hurry...of course you need to catch other in-line clients..i said" Ok mam..roll to your side and im gonna get this syit;..hhaha..kibot ang pasyente coz wala sa kabati and what she heard is ;Syit;..siling ya SyiT??hambal ko ahh..no mam..im gonna get this SHEEEEET....hahahha.. 2. October..AAROM ko sang knee sang pt..daw ka garbe gid mag motivate sa pt to do the exercise..i said ok mam...kick this leg up..common...kick it..kick it up.higher..higher..ok.1..2..3..ISA PA!!!!HAHHhha..I forgot I am talking to a white client!!WHEEH.. 3. I go for an evaluation with a licensed PT..sang wla pa ko license..we are about to evaluate a pt with wound on the left leg..and wala ko nakita sang PT ang wound vac..so nag start na kami eval..the PT asked me..Glenn..I cant find the wound which side is it??..I said with confidence. sa PIHAK!!hahahah...aw a..bawi dayon..I think its on the right!! 4.Famous lines"Im not good in bed!!!..HAHAH..(what i mean..nd ko kabalo mag plastar sang beddings sa bed!!))yikess.. 5. fAMOUS LINES: "MAKE YOUR LEG HIGHER!!!((haha..na mean ko alsahon ang leg para nd mag drag sa floor))mango gid ah!!! 6.famous lines: HI mam..Im glenn your PT..can i ask you something??what day is today??pt replied..GET A CALENDAR..and tell me wat day is today!!!HAHHA,.ARAGUY..sakit ba.. 7.exercise session: ok mam step up this leg and place on this THING!!!siling sang pasyente whats dat thing!!ling ko its a plastic that makes ur leg shrink wen u step!!!!!ay dipuga mango2 gid ya hahaha..nd ko balo sang wedge board..ling ko its a FOAM!!hahahaah.. 8. during strenght training: OK lary..do ur exercise be sure ur NOT breathing!!!!HAHAHAHAAH...na mean ko ya be sure not to hold your breath!!!ay dipuga gid ya!!! 9. sala set english: OK mam..breath in to ur nose and breath out to ur nose!!!hahha....PUSNGA!!?????HAHAHA 10. famous lines: Where is MRS lam located???HAHAHHAH...daw lamesa na located sa dining room!!!HAHAHHA... 11. nakita ko na laba na ang KUKU SANG pasyente...baw di si piyu ko mag hambal na..OH..u need to cut ur TOES!!!hahahahahaha..AMPUTATE???daw ma stroke pasyente ba!!!HAHAHA.. 12.jOKER NA pt: Adductor isometrics kami ;;ling ko ok sir...il place MY ball in between ur thigh SQUEEZE AND HOLD IT OKEY??pt replied I DONT THINK I CAN SQUEEZE UR BALL!!!!hahahhahahaha...TONTO pasyente ay.. 13.Standing balance tolerance sa parallel bars::ok mam...stand up straight...nice and tall...straighten up ur trunk...ok..common...look straight forward...look at me!!!...in an instant ling sang pt: I feel dizzy if I LOOK AT YOU!!!hahahahha..namean ya na kung mag look straight forward sa ga lingin ulo ya...ND YA SA ITSURA KO AH!!!hmmp.. 14.Hey Marge when did you cut your hair???daw excited pa ko mag hambal...ling sang pt..i never cut my hair..susie did(the beuatician)!!!!TOINK..ga pangabo!!! 15.last nalng:GINA lang gid ni natabo...hehehe..Mam..can u PEEL THE FAIN???hahahha...natabo na ni sa PORI..the REPEAT!!! OHH WELL..may ara gid ya bloopers in any setting...po wala na ko da ya ma himo...daw ara na guro ya sa genes ko na mag bloopers....hayy..just smile and grin...may part 2 ni ..kay sa gwa naman ya sang facility...damo2 pa gid!!!HAHAAHA...Catch this next time!!!YAHHOOO...

ahaha..mismo ako can't wait sa part two..na bugtwan gd ko sa blog nga ni....