part2 sng bloopers

agen another hilarious act of Glenn Aricaya...


What's in a name??

1. I dont have a car yet..so i walk to work every morning.,dats around 10 mins..just enough to burn some fats in my calves..haahah..I always bring my lunch to save for a 3 dolars lunch in my facility..I was so excited that morning kay nag luto ko MOROSKITA..ano spelling ya man???hehe..I placed in a paper bag..my facility is afetr the 336th stop light.I pushed the button for a pedestrian signal to go..nag lakat na ko..wala pa ko sa tunga2 na BUSLOT ang paper bag ko and nag WARASAAG ang kalo2 ko sa dalan..hahahah...nkita ko gid kung panu mag tumbling nag carrots and nag roll an green peace sa tunga dalan..PLUS...damo pa sa itlog na gin chop,,,nagtumpok gid sa dalan..te ma green na ang isa ka stop light..i need to go and look for my tupperware..kahuluya gid ya and i just run and pa as if...ga PANIHOL PA NA...hahahah..

2.WE have buses na ga libot within the city..dats the mode of trasnpo diri sa federal way..I bought a ticket stab..like 5 dollors for like a 10 ride na sa..I wanted to try how to use the ticketing stuff and all those..so nag labay na ang bus..nag ride na ko...now the problem is I dont know what to say kung manaog ka na..haahaha..KUNG SA JARO LIKO OR CPU..ayos lang..LUGAR LANG!!!hhahah..po alangan ko man hamabalon IN PLACE!!diba???so wala gid ko idea..i pick a coin in my purse and gin toktok ko ang pole sa tunga and and (nag pout ka bala sang lips mo kung manaog ka jsut like to signal na mabatian ka..)haha wala ya ang driver kabati sa akon...nag tindog nalang ko and said "PLEASE STOP THE BUS!!!)...SILING SANG DRIVER PULL THE STRING IF U WANT TO MAHN.....!!!HAHAHHA wheeww,,,MAlay ko man ya na butongon mo ya ang string ya....wala na ya sa ILOILO!!!

3. I am ordering a breakfast in a DINER place//i had my menu book..i dont know exactly wat fuud am i gonna order ky in d first place nd ko kakilala sang fud..so ang gin order ko ang may egg lang para safe..so nag order na ko...i said...can i have this #8 please...so nag ask na ang waitress ok..so u ordered a sausage,pancake and potato and egg..and how u like ur egg done??I said I WANT MY EGGGS SCRUMBBLED!!!

4.we are looking for an ATM machine to get a cash..i spotted an ATM "thing" or box..or something...and thought pwede na da guro ka widraw..so nag kanto na kami..nag start na sa pindot2,,only to find out na drive thru sa gali..so tingala kami na may ga pila na mag auto sa likod namon..and daw nubo ya na ATM..paseimple lang kami e...dala pamulsa and lakat hinay2...hahahah..

I cannot fit in my story here kay ubos na ang characters remaining...dason naman a..daw boring naman ni...AYOS MAN??kahuluya no????YIKESSSSS....

KADLAW LANG!!

bloopers ni glenn aricaya

ei just wanna post dis..from Glenn aricaya.. grbe super tawa gd..ahaha

PT BLOOOOPERS.....
Hey Pips..check this out.the typical "ME"!!hahahah..just wanna share my collection of bloopers...BLOOPERS MADE IN USA!!! 1. Ga prepare ko sang patient for a scheduled treatmnet..I was in a hurry...of course you need to catch other in-line clients..i said" Ok mam..roll to your side and im gonna get this syit;..hhaha..kibot ang pasyente coz wala sa kabati and what she heard is ;Syit;..siling ya SyiT??hambal ko ahh..no mam..im gonna get this SHEEEEET....hahahha.. 2. October..AAROM ko sang knee sang pt..daw ka garbe gid mag motivate sa pt to do the exercise..i said ok mam...kick this leg up..common...kick it..kick it up.higher..higher..ok.1..2..3..ISA PA!!!!HAHHhha..I forgot I am talking to a white client!!WHEEH.. 3. I go for an evaluation with a licensed PT..sang wla pa ko license..we are about to evaluate a pt with wound on the left leg..and wala ko nakita sang PT ang wound vac..so nag start na kami eval..the PT asked me..Glenn..I cant find the wound which side is it??..I said with confidence. sa PIHAK!!hahahah...aw a..bawi dayon..I think its on the right!! 4.Famous lines"Im not good in bed!!!..HAHAH..(what i mean..nd ko kabalo mag plastar sang beddings sa bed!!))yikess.. 5. fAMOUS LINES: "MAKE YOUR LEG HIGHER!!!((haha..na mean ko alsahon ang leg para nd mag drag sa floor))mango gid ah!!! 6.famous lines: HI mam..Im glenn your PT..can i ask you something??what day is today??pt replied..GET A CALENDAR..and tell me wat day is today!!!HAHHA,.ARAGUY..sakit ba.. 7.exercise session: ok mam step up this leg and place on this THING!!!siling sang pasyente whats dat thing!!ling ko its a plastic that makes ur leg shrink wen u step!!!!!ay dipuga mango2 gid ya hahaha..nd ko balo sang wedge board..ling ko its a FOAM!!hahahaah.. 8. during strenght training: OK lary..do ur exercise be sure ur NOT breathing!!!!HAHAHAHAAH...na mean ko ya be sure not to hold your breath!!!ay dipuga gid ya!!! 9. sala set english: OK mam..breath in to ur nose and breath out to ur nose!!!hahha....PUSNGA!!?????HAHAHA 10. famous lines: Where is MRS lam located???HAHAHHAH...daw lamesa na located sa dining room!!!HAHAHHA... 11. nakita ko na laba na ang KUKU SANG pasyente...baw di si piyu ko mag hambal na..OH..u need to cut ur TOES!!!hahahahahaha..AMPUTATE???daw ma stroke pasyente ba!!!HAHAHA.. 12.jOKER NA pt: Adductor isometrics kami ;;ling ko ok sir...il place MY ball in between ur thigh SQUEEZE AND HOLD IT OKEY??pt replied I DONT THINK I CAN SQUEEZE UR BALL!!!!hahahhahahaha...TONTO pasyente ay.. 13.Standing balance tolerance sa parallel bars::ok mam...stand up straight...nice and tall...straighten up ur trunk...ok..common...look straight forward...look at me!!!...in an instant ling sang pt: I feel dizzy if I LOOK AT YOU!!!hahahahha..namean ya na kung mag look straight forward sa ga lingin ulo ya...ND YA SA ITSURA KO AH!!!hmmp.. 14.Hey Marge when did you cut your hair???daw excited pa ko mag hambal...ling sang pt..i never cut my hair..susie did(the beuatician)!!!!TOINK..ga pangabo!!! 15.last nalng:GINA lang gid ni natabo...hehehe..Mam..can u PEEL THE FAIN???hahahha...natabo na ni sa PORI..the REPEAT!!! OHH WELL..may ara gid ya bloopers in any setting...po wala na ko da ya ma himo...daw ara na guro ya sa genes ko na mag bloopers....hayy..just smile and grin...may part 2 ni ..kay sa gwa naman ya sang facility...damo2 pa gid!!!HAHAAHA...Catch this next time!!!YAHHOOO...

ahaha..mismo ako can't wait sa part two..na bugtwan gd ko sa blog nga ni....

2009

i was trying to understand on what im reading right now...in my mind " focus..focus..focus.." everytime i was out of focus i'm thinking what will happen if i pass my exam and working as a PT?? hmmmm...earning a lot, shop till u drop, travelling around the world, dreaming on the luxury cruise ship, scuba diving at the carribean, watching FIFA world cup at Africa, spending my vacation at Santorini, Greece..and suddenly woke up end up doing nothing... haiii...
as of now im looking backward on my past life..oh my its 2009 already it means 4 years to go ill be turning 30 yay.. and until now my life is still boring, same routine and did nothing..what did i accomplished??i dunno... so maybe passing this exam will be a start of doing something new.. and this will be the another journey...

addicted...

i tot im going to sign off til christmas but i can't get over with..everytime i saw a computer and something may pop up on my frontal lobe then thats the time ill start putting some senseless stuff in her..yeah emz its addicted...

there's a person here at the rehab and i told him that i love doing blog and stuff related to this.. then he told me its not productive??CRAP!!! the hell he is...mind your own bussiness mehn...

to zao and i guess to emz,nice and benj to.., so what can we say to ourselves..."the cullen freakasoid"..ahahaha... and what's this "MARCUS" the vampire??does he really exsist? i mean from the interview with vampire or i may say anne rice novel to twighlight saga (remember the volturi?) til the underworld movie...Marcus always present.. so what is it?im just curious..

sign off

i'll be signing off for the meantime..got a lot of stuff to do..ill be back after christmas...
Here's one poem i wanna share with you.. by AJ Cronin

"life is no straight and easy corridor along

which we travel free and unhampered,

but a maze of passages,

through which we must seek our way,

lost and confused, now and again

checked in a blind alley.

But always, if we have faith,

a door will open for us,

not perhaps one that we ourselves

would ever have thought of,

but one that will ultimately

prove good for us"

so what can u say??? from the book "who move my cheese??" superb!!!

haayyyy

the rain, newly brewed cappucino, trees with colored leaves, fire place..its just soooo perfect..but alone??? :-(

4.42 am

ALERT ALERT ALERT!!! to be exact its around 4.42 and 20 secs am..HAPPY THANKS GIVING!!
i'm cooking, baking and roasting the traditional food of the land of freedom..TURKEY!! wohhoooo.. cleaning, chatting at the YM, and washing the dishes while listening to Selina's hit music (dreaming of you)..well as they say american life it is..walang maid.... atleast i found my way to kill boredom.. too bad my upper trapz is suffering badly becoz of MPS..i need a back massage..i miss spa riviera.. i wanna go home..;-(
before i'll go to sleep, i have to finish this movie nights at rodanthe... Gud Morning!!! :-)