Sunday, February 1, 2009

part2 sng bloopers

agen another hilarious act of Glenn Aricaya...


What's in a name??
1. I dont have a car yet..so i walk to work every morning.,dats around 10 mins..just enough to burn some fats in my calves..haahah..I always bring my lunch to save for a 3 dolars lunch in my facility..I was so excited that morning kay nag luto ko MOROSKITA..ano spelling ya man???hehe..I placed in a paper bag..my facility is afetr the 336th stop light.I pushed the button for a pedestrian signal to go..nag lakat na ko..wala pa ko sa tunga2 na BUSLOT ang paper bag ko and nag WARASAAG ang kalo2 ko sa dalan..hahahah...nkita ko gid kung panu mag tumbling nag carrots and nag roll an green peace sa tunga dalan..PLUS...damo pa sa itlog na gin chop,,,nagtumpok gid sa dalan..te ma green na ang isa ka stop light..i need to go and look for my tupperware..kahuluya gid ya and i just run and pa as if...ga PANIHOL PA NA...hahahah..
2.WE have buses na ga libot within the city..dats the mode of trasnpo diri sa federal way..I bought a ticket stab..like 5 dollors for like a 10 ride na sa..I wanted to try how to use the ticketing stuff and all those..so nag labay na ang bus..nag ride na ko...now the problem is I dont know what to say kung manaog ka na..haahaha..KUNG SA JARO LIKO OR CPU..ayos lang..LUGAR LANG!!!hhahah..po alangan ko man hamabalon IN PLACE!!diba???so wala gid ko idea..i pick a coin in my purse and gin toktok ko ang pole sa tunga and and (nag pout ka bala sang lips mo kung manaog ka jsut like to signal na mabatian ka..)haha wala ya ang driver kabati sa akon...nag tindog nalang ko and said "PLEASE STOP THE BUS!!!)...SILING SANG DRIVER PULL THE STRING IF U WANT TO MAHN.....!!!HAHAHHA wheeww,,,MAlay ko man ya na butongon mo ya ang string ya....wala na ya sa ILOILO!!!
3. I am ordering a breakfast in a DINER place//i had my menu book..i dont know exactly wat fuud am i gonna order ky in d first place nd ko kakilala sang fud..so ang gin order ko ang may egg lang para safe..so nag order na ko...i said...can i have this #8 please...so nag ask na ang waitress ok..so u ordered a sausage,pancake and potato and egg..and how u like ur egg done??I said I WANT MY EGGGS SCRUMBBLED!!!
4.we are looking for an ATM machine to get a cash..i spotted an ATM "thing" or box..or something...and thought pwede na da guro ka widraw..so nag kanto na kami..nag start na sa pindot2,,only to find out na drive thru sa gali..so tingala kami na may ga pila na mag auto sa likod namon..and daw nubo ya na ATM..paseimple lang kami e...dala pamulsa and lakat hinay2...hahahah..
I cannot fit in my story here kay ubos na ang characters remaining...dason naman a..daw boring naman ni...AYOS MAN??kahuluya no????YIKESSSSS....
KADLAW LANG!!


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